finding yourself walking the same amount of steps in the sidewalk cracks!- by andrew kitchen

Finding yourself walking the same amount of steps is satisfying. I only thought people with O.C.D. would do that. It is like I am basically a robot taking the precise amount of 2 steps in every square, according to my calculations.


It really helps me get the chicks.That is why they all run away to tell their friends. I think. Well I do not have a girlfriend so they are probably still deciding who gets to keep moi.





My feet step almost as stepping stones. Nevermind, I am not that elegant. My feet are drill sergeants, left, right, 32, left, right, 33. Although it gives me satisfaction I am going to have to stop before high school or I won’t make it out!


KINDA AWESOME!